He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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