Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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