So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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