She is in my trunk
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
