we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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