bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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