Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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