If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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