i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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