And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I want to be your penis for a week.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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