just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
