How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it because I queefed?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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