apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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