i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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