So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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