I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he puts the penis in happiness.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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