Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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