Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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