no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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