Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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