pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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