I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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