Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
