So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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