all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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