There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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