thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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