I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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