im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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