He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I believe in your delicious
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
