She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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