Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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