Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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