Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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