So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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