The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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