question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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