question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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