She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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