His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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