found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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