can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I love having hate sex.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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