piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I CAN MOONWALK!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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