how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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