bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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