I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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