First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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