Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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