he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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