I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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